Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids

Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? 

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Because it always dropped its needles!

 What kind of music do elves like best?

"Wrap" music!

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

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A wrapper!

 How do snowmen get around?

They ride an "icicle"!

What is every parent's favorite Christmas song?

Silent Night!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?  

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Christmas, Eve!It's

 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why did Santa's helper go to school? 

To improve his "elf-esteem"!

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause!