Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it always dropped its needles!
What kind of music do elves like best?
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
How do snowmen get around?
What is every parent's favorite Christmas song?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did Santa's helper go to school?
To improve his "elf-esteem"!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?